Mob rule is everything in the Hyper Revolutionary Social Networking device.
This message comes from the Public Relations desk of your very own chronicle.su:
While on its way to chronicle.su’s chief war correspondent Viet Zam, a message from Lillian King was intercepted early October, establishing a multi-tiered dialog around the coming “Social Network Revolution.” After …MOAR!
INGLIP TRANSHUMANIST MOVEMENT HAILS AURORA, COLO. MURDER OF DOZEN OR MORE VIOLENCE ENTHUSIASTS …MOAR!
RAGHUBIR GOYAL WAS ALWAYS TOGETHER WITH FRANKLIN D. MASON IN GUIDING THE MUJIHADEEN (LIBERATING RESISTANCE) REVOLUTION AS HIS CLOSEST REVOLUTIONARY COMRADE-IN-ARMS. …MOAR!
Sabu, of #AntiSec, doesn’t deny it – he’s been outed. …MOAR!
An American Revolution …MOAR!
United Angry Bird Nations rain hell on the Pig territories in the name of freedom. Civilian deaths are the net result, and Angry Bird media continues to portray a dire egg situation. …MOAR!
TERROR ON THE HOMEFRONT – LOCAL HERO LARRY CECIL ADVISES ALL AMERICANS TO PURCHASE AS MANY WEAPONS AS POSSIBLE AND TO IGNORE ALL REQUESTS BY THE ATF, WHO HAVE JUST BEEN LABELED A TERRORIST ORGANIZATION. …MOAR!
Che Guevara doesn’t bitch, he revolutionizes-thanks to the latest in t-shirt design. The Soviet Chronicle is granted an awe-inspiring and super-rare interview with Che, and Che does not disappoint. …MOAR!
A Facebooker antagonizes fear-ridden girl, sparking personal revolution. Showing solidarity, the Soviet Chronicle follows suit. …MOAR!
Strong is the hand of armed revolt. Weak are the knees of an imperial robot programmed to stand on broken hind legs. Wheezing and steam-powered in an era of nuclear go-juice. Puncture their gas tanks with spears and arrows. Die for the cause. …MOAR!