Lurk moar: Ryan Cleary violates bail after talking to Sabu, goes directly to jail

Ryan Cleary

LONDON — Ryan Cleary proved his attorney wrong March 5. He is guilty as fuck. . . .

Topiary Awaits Hearing as Speculation Mounts Hilariously

Ryan Cleary in Court

Uglyman Ryan Cleary exits the courtroom where lulz took place

Every tech nerd, geek and new owner of adult novelties are glued the their news feeds, all asking the same thing: Will Topiary, hailing from the island of Yell, be a hot hipster or a nasty, ugly nerd like Ryan? Most likely, . . .