Happy Festivus From The Elf Wax Times!

Let it be known that The Elf Wax Times actually posted something on Christmas. We are paid in pure, uncut cocaine. . . .

Dog Gets Off the Hook

Duane the Dog Chapman has been let off by the Black community. Did he get away with racism because of his wife’s mammoth titties or his halfassed apology on Sean Hannity? . . .