Happy Festivus From The Elf Wax Times!

By Frank Mason, on December 25th, 2009%

Let it be known that The Elf Wax Times actually posted something on Christmas. We are paid in pure, uncut cocaine. . . .

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Dog Gets Off the Hook

By Kilgoar, on June 18th, 2009%

Duane the Dog Chapman has been let off by the Black community. Did he get away with racism because of his wife’s mammoth titties or his halfassed apology on Sean Hannity? . . .

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