AnonPr0n breaks new ground in fapping. . . .
Witness the flower unfold, wither and die, and become the dirt again. And then watch the dirt fry. . . .
Miley and her incestuous pimp offer a fresh take on an old sin, and discuss the benefdangers of sexting. . . .
Heterosexual representative of New York Eric Massa has admitted to being homosexual by not admitting to anything. Everybody’s a little bit gay. . . .
Pirates have released an automatically-validating, automatically-updating edition of Windows 7. Those giving bastards! . . .
The Elf Wax Times has exploded onto your computer screen like a poorly-timed orgasm. Read more to find out how literal this disgusting metaphor really is! . . .
There are little girls who trail behind mommy or daddy through Anytown, USA, staring down into their twiddling hands at what is without fail – and without question – a cell phone. . . .
Getting drunk and sitting at Facebook is the new way to party, and Elf Wax Times goes in-depth to find out why, and with whom we can score. . . .
A brutal assessment of today’s American Dad, using excessive vulgarity and disturbing, offensive honesty. . . .
“When Miley Cyrus broke the sound barrier, we thought we’d seen everything. However, after punching through the Earth’s exosphere, the Disney Star approached escape velocity at 7 miles per second, then exploded brilliantly into a stream of atoms.“
Miley Cyrus, moments before reaching critical mass . . .
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