“Destroying your own life has never been easier,” said Nottaway. “With the power of LinkedIn, users will soon be able to share their favorite surreptitious jailbait photographs with people they know in real life, at unprecedented profits to us.” . . .
NegiSpringfield accepts the IRC challenge to photograph his cock and balls for strangers on the Internet. Photo inside! . . .
Miley and her incestuous pimp offer a fresh take on an old sin, and discuss the benefdangers of sexting. . . .
The world’s money has coalesced into a singularity, starving and depriving the world of its means of operation. . . .
Heterosexual representative of New York Eric Massa has admitted to being homosexual by not admitting to anything. Everybody’s a little bit gay. . . .
China has conducted a very unbiased survey of a small group of Communism-loving teenagers who find themselves victimized by the Internet. . . .
Verizon plays a deadly hand in the demise of a beloved family member who simply could not handle all the sexting. . . .
The Elf Wax Times has exploded onto your computer screen like a poorly-timed orgasm. Read more to find out how literal this disgusting metaphor really is! . . .
There are little girls who trail behind mommy or daddy through Anytown, USA, staring down into their twiddling hands at what is without fail – and without question – a cell phone. . . .