New Century American Motto

miss atom 2009

Witness the flower unfold, wither and die, and become the dirt again. And then watch the dirt fry. . . .

Local man repairs relationship, loses penis

Roanoke, Va.–A Roanoke man savagely mutilated himself Friday while trying to prove to his ex-wife he was “still man enough to sexual role-play and use a skill saw naked.” Sources say he was attempting to sacrifice the family housecat to the love gods when things suddenly appeared very wrong.

Tina . . .