Final Shuttle Launch Signifies Total Apathy Toward Human Progress

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This article can be safely ignored, because it is about the space shuttle which is now irrelevant. Not like that makes a difference to you, though, because you never cared in the first place. . . .

Big Bank Theory

The world’s money has coalesced into a singularity, starving and depriving the world of its means of operation. . . .

An Alternative Earth – by Adolf Hitler

Hitler had a Plan B: to secretly colonize the Moon, built by troops launched from Antarctica. . . .

STAY INDOORS! DEADLY GEMINID METEOR SHOWER TONIGHT

Apocalypse or gift from the Heavens? You decide after we give you one hyper-delusional side of this annual story of Gemini’s Wrath. . . .

There is an Apocalypse of Information

The Universe collapses in on itself, swallowing and regurgitating the reality we all know and love. ELLEN DEGENEROUS IS TONIGHT’S GUEST. . . .