Record Storm From South Will Bring Budweiser, Hit Wife In Front Of Family

The most hateful storm of the century

The most hateful storm of the century will hit Wednesday. Warning: MAY STRIKE DURING CHURCH HOURS. . . .

How to fail college

The Elf Wax Times gives you kids a sneak peak of what it’s like to squander an opportunity and look cool doing it. FUCK SCHOOL! GET SCHWASTED! . . .