Newest iPhone app makes terrorism simpler

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iJihad has released a new app that makes downing an airliner a touch away. …MOAR!

Elf Wax Times announces anti-lesbian platform

The Elf Wax Times doesn’t hate lesbians, but statistics show that as the number of lesbians increase, the number of girls willing to fuck Elf Wax staff writers declines, threatening America’s freedom. …MOAR!