A State Secretary’s Big Day on Capitol Hill

“We almost had to tell the truth.” –Hillary Clinton …MOAR!

Extremely Serious Message to Anonymous

anonymous

Kilgore Trout, accidental leader of Anonymous, tells the collective that trolling is the best approximation of truth available to internet users. …MOAR!

Chronicle.su succumbs to adoring masses, foreclosure

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CHRONICLE HQ UNDER FIRE, GIVES IN TO SEXUAL PRESSURE OF DRUNK BEST FRIEND …MOAR!

PRESSTORM SCRAMBLES TO SUPPRESS TRUTH

FEATURING LEAKED AUDIO …MOAR!

Th3j35t3r’s lie

Feels bad, man

On Sunday, Chronicle.SU was attacked by th3j35t3r, noteworthy Anonymous pedophile. On Wednesday, Chronicle.SU rose from the dead – kind of like Jesus over there, except this really happened. Now, while th3j35t3r is carrying out yet more superficial attacks on WikiLeaks, we’d like to share with the …MOAR!

U.S. SPECIAL FORCES ON LIBYA: “WE’RE GOING IN.”

libya-kicker

Barack Obama, Defense Secretary Robert Gates – and the entire government, for that matter – are lying, murderous cocksuckers. …MOAR!

Chronicle.SU a Tremendous Success

Julian Assange

A story of domestic terrorism for the state, which we now control. …MOAR!

The Chronicle Manifesto

terrorist

As might be spat by Das Racist …MOAR!

Indonesian Tax System Buys More Poverty To Feed The Rich

I support the Flat Tax 'cause I'm flat broke

Dear elfwax, I am a fans of elfwax.com/Chronicle.su. I live in 3rd wolrd country namely Indonesia. I have no social security numbers which is great! The governemnt is suck lately, they force us to have tax number lately instead of social security number. …MOAR!

Noteworthy note reveals autonomous manifestation as method of existence

robot

An Oshawa resident passes a cryptic note to a passenger on the subway who then uploaded it to the internet. Questions were asked. The truth is here. …MOAR!