So brave! Chronicle.SU Christian Scientists analyze the various ways in which Ricky Santorum demonstrates his Christian bravery. …MOAR!
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Like your uncircumcised, shriveled up little excuse for a winky, The Chronicle.SU has risen to the call of the next, and possibly last, Miley Cyrus article. …MOAR! By Frank Mason, on March 2nd, 2010%We were going to write an excerpt for this story but then Rasta-man totally forgot what it was about so we grilled cheese sandwiches and let the intern worry about it. …MOAR! By Frank Mason, on November 20th, 2009%This is the closest thing you’re ever going to get to a commercial on The Elf Wax Times. Fuck advertising, fuck the media, and fuck your blind faith in the government. …MOAR!  Leave a comment  Special Interest  advertising, billywalshe, capitalism, college, elf wax times, everquest, fuck the police, george ouzanian, hate, internet, jaded, lotr, maddox, oral graham, party patrol, phone number, police, radio, richmond, roanoke, sell-out, Status Quo, success, TV, USA, virginia, whores By Frank Mason, on October 7th, 2009%The Universe collapses in on itself, swallowing and regurgitating the reality we all know and love. ELLEN DEGENEROUS IS TONIGHT’S GUEST. …MOAR! By Frank Mason, on October 4th, 2009%Snap into a psychotic rage this Fall in an all-new season of War, Episode II, Overseas Contingency Operation. Fuck propaganda – this is the REAL DEAL! …MOAR! By Frank Mason, on September 11th, 2009%The Elf Wax Times doesn’t hate lesbians, but statistics show that as the number of lesbians increase, the number of girls willing to fuck Elf Wax staff writers declines, threatening America’s freedom. …MOAR! 5 comments Editorial billy mays, bo diddly, bush, change, cheney, concision, congress, craigslist, drunk, elf wax times, freedom, freepress, gays, government, hillary clinton, homosexuals, hope, hypocrites, internet, jane fonda, journalism, lesbians, lies, logic, mccain, media, media mogul, meet the press, military, News, noam chomsky, obama, objectivity, politicians, rage against the machine, reason, rolling stones, rush limbaugh, terrorism, the doors, truth, TV, Uncontrollable Patriotism, weenus, writer By Frank Mason, on August 24th, 2009%The money you spend on tacos and Wal-Mart trash pays for genocide overseas. Your brain is committing suicide. You are generally worthless and we don’t like you reading Elf Wax. …MOAR! 4 comments Editorial 60s, communists, die, economy, elite, fail, government, hippies, NASA, News, pussy, TV, virgin mary By Frank Mason, on June 15th, 2009%Existing on a key energy route, Georgia is the iconic front line in the growing tensions between Russia and the West. …MOAR! By Kilgoar, on February 17th, 2008% |
 
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