Readers Vow to Be Faithful to Leadership of Raghubir Goyal

CHRONICLE READERSHIP PLEDGES UNDYING ALLEGIANCE TO RAGHUBIR GOYAL

CHRONICLE.SU – THUNDEROUS APPLAUSE AS RAGHUBIR GOYAL ASSUMES TOTAL CONTROL OF INTERNET HATE SITE CHRONICLE.SU – PRAISE INGLIP! . . .

UFO books in public school libraries are a deliberate disinformation campaign planted by the U.S. Government

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We make a lot of money talking about the truth on Lebal Drocer, Inc. Radio HATE at chronicle.su after-hours. Thursday we talked about aliens with accomplished author Kilgore Trout, an expert on aliens and the paranormal who is currently laboring over the Internet Anti-Hero Handbook (tentatively titled). He explained the . . .

NPR EXECUTIVE IMPLIES CRITICISM OF FATAH VERBOTEN

Sunni Khalid no longer works with NPR after posting Facebook comment

Baltimore – Sunni Khalid posted a “controversial” question on Facebook regarding America’s involvement with Israel and has been fired. Tyler Bass asks why. . . .

Murdoch Family Enslaves Cheetahs To Edit Truth Faster

Cheetah Mogul, following his addiction to rare cheetahs

How NewsCorp leads the way in timeliness and journalistic integrity – A scathing tale of addiction to drugs, sex and exotic animals. . . .

VIDEO FOOTAGE EXPOSES PENTAGON MURDER COVER-UP

This isn’t our job. Why aren’t you doing it? Cover this shit on your own so we can get back to satire, please. . . .

ANTI-WAR PROTEST IN WASHINGTON, D.C.

Washington, D.C.–Tens of thousands of protesters are expected to gather in front of the White House to protest the Afghanistan and Iraq wars. Elf Wax reports live from noon to six. . . .