America Heralds Permanent War

Michael Sheehan is a scum sucking war criminal

Obama Administration spokesman Michael Sheehan said they are “pre-emptively” calling any future administration that tries to stop the Authorization to Use Military Force (AUMF) “treasonous” for aiding whoever the enemy is by then. …MOAR!

US Air Force Global Strike Command Celebrates MLK Legacy of War Promotion

Martin Luther King, Jr. Might Understand Today’s Wars, Pentagon Lawyer Says

Commentary by Warren Ward Air Force Global Strike Command Programming Division

 

1/21/2013 - BARKSDALE AIR FORCE BASE, La.  – Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.’s 83rd birthday …MOAR!

BATTLEFIELD 3 TEACHES KIDS IMPORTANT SKILL OF COMBAT COMMUNICATION

Battlefield 3

BATTLEFIELD 3 TRIGGERS THE MOST REALISTIC WAR FLASHBACKS OUT OF ANY OTHER GAME ON PS3 …MOAR!

Good News and Bad News

Killed Your Parents!

No bedtime! …MOAR!

ANTI-CHRONICLE TERRORISM DENOUNCED BY RAGHUBIR GOYAL

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THE UNITED STATES ATTEMPTS TO BASTARDIZE CHRONICLE.SU GOOD STANDING WITH SINGLE-MINDED PEOPLE …MOAR!

New Game Call of Duty: Modern Occupation 2 Makes Imperialism Fun Again

An Afghani clears away rubble, but not fast enough.

Experience the awesome realism of day-to-day military operations from the eyes of a grizzled xenophobic Alabaman named Jeff Cleburn, and count the days until he rotates out of this shithole. …MOAR!

Final Shuttle Launch Signifies Total Apathy Toward Human Progress

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This article can be safely ignored, because it is about the space shuttle which is now irrelevant. Not like that makes a difference to you, though, because you never cared in the first place. …MOAR!

Murderous Syrian Leader Just Wants Citizens To See Things His Way

Bashar al-Assad wishes people could afford shoes in order to know what it's like to walk a mile in his.

The Syrian people relentlessly attack their emotionally helpless President Bashar al-Assad. Will they ever come around? Read more to find out! …MOAR!

HEY GUESS WHAT? MORE WAR!

libyan war map

Murder-Mom Casey Anthony goes to war against large-tittied Kim Kardashian, who said the gorgeous and camera-friendly Casey Anthony killed her own photogenic baby. We got your attention yet? Obama wants to go to war with Libya. …MOAR!

The Only True Conspiracy Theory

America now sees what the businessmen who financed the Tea Party intended: Dressed in powdered wigs and wearing red makeup that is actually gore, the Tea Party is shoveling babies into the ocean with pitchforks. Meanwhile, Hillary Clinton is gagging Lady Liberty with her gigantic strap-on while trying to save face by praising Al-Jazeera and …MOAR!