Elf Wax Times: Demographic Research

Elf Wax Times offers anecdotal evidence for the majority of its readership. Also, how to fuck a magazine. …MOAR!

Miley Cyrus Upskirts For All.

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FUCK YOU

Fuck your religion. Fuck your beliefs. Fuck your mother. Fuck your children. Fuck you. …MOAR!

The Elf Wax Times Boasts Monumental Success

The Elf Wax Times has exploded onto your computer screen like a poorly-timed orgasm. Read more to find out how literal this disgusting metaphor really is! …MOAR!

Your daughter’s a whore, and not even the good kind

A brutal assessment of today’s American Dad, using excessive vulgarity and disturbing, offensive honesty. …MOAR!