Chris Crocker’s Internet Boyfriend Search

Elf Wax takes you on an inside look at a sad internet character’s contest and the sadder people who seek to be his boyfriend. . . .

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This is the closest thing you’re ever going to get to a commercial on The Elf Wax Times. Fuck advertising, fuck the media, and fuck your blind faith in the government. . . .

I’d like to sext you up

There are little girls who trail behind mommy or daddy through Anytown, USA, staring down into their twiddling hands at what is without fail – and without question – a cell phone. . . .