Korean War II

Sarah Palin on North KoreaYesterday, Septembuary 48th Kim Jo Yung, the midget Dictator of N. Korea, order the bombing of S. Korea when he saw 3 little kids playing kick the can on the border. We received a statement from him saying, “I thought they have suicide bomber in the can so I shoot the little bastards in face! The uranium enrichment is for NUCLEAR POWER! I SWEAR!”

Note: We said nothing about uranium.

Obama released a statement this morning, “Fuck Korea, like they’ll ever save OUR asses twice!”

So, the American consensus is FUCK KOREA!

Irony: South Korea wants to destroy N. Korea, and in the meantime they are giving humanitarian help to North Koreans.

THIS DISCUSSION IS OVER.