Yesterday, Septembuary 48th Kim Jo Yung, the midget Dictator of N. Korea, order the bombing of S. Korea when he saw 3 little kids playing kick the can on the border. We received a statement from him saying, “I thought they have suicide bomber in the can so I shoot the little bastards in face! The uranium enrichment is for NUCLEAR POWER! I SWEAR!”
Note: We said nothing about uranium.
Obama released a statement this morning, “Fuck Korea, like they’ll ever save OUR asses twice!”
So, the American consensus is FUCK KOREA!
Irony: South Korea wants to destroy N. Korea, and in the meantime they are giving humanitarian help to North Koreans.
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