Rage comics are killing Reddit

Well, I tried to declare the death of Rage Comics last week, but it seems they keep coming back to life in increasingly terrible forms. They’re killing the Reddit community, infecting all other subreddits with stupid emoticons and unfunny memes. People continue to tell their pitiful life stories, hoping that the trendy little stick figures with funny faces will bring an added value to the insipid narratives with the misnomer of ‘Rage Comics’. They are hardly comics, funny only for how terrible they have become.

butthurtterriblerage Rage comics are killing Reddit

This is the story of a butthurt loser who keeps making the same mistake over and over again like a full retard. I'm sure he feels really great, hanging around the parents of his ex while he suffers from blue balls because he isn't getting laid. This guy didn't spare a single detail, causing me to actually rage. I also want to know what the fuck that black box in the last frame represents.

bfiBR1 Rage comics are killing Reddit

This must have been a really sweet and enjoyable comic for this guy's roommate. Except for the fact that he really only made it to selfishly leverage karma points on Reddit. Oh, did I mention the vacuum of humor in this comic caused my bowel to prolapse?

eughgghghg Rage comics are killing Reddit

Oh, I get it! Michele Bachmann's a retard. Somehow it's only fitting you've applied rage faces to her quoatations with complete indiscretion. Just another pitiful Redditor, desperate for Karma.

IMETSOEMOENFAMOUS Rage comics are killing Reddit

Well congratulations, you met someone famous. Fucking original, witty, and hilarious! Exactly the kind of stuff I want out of a comic strip.

idgaf Rage comics are killing Reddit

Here is another example of hilarious humor in some random Redditor's daily life - except the only real joke is a witless reference to Fabio. Pro-tip: Sticking a "rage face" on someone famous doesn't make your comic funny.

references Rage comics are killing Reddit

Well, here's another example of a perfectly unfunny situation that some loser from Reddit has filled with references to famous movie lines in a hollow Seth MacFarlanesque attempt at humor. Before you make a comic like this, you should take out the pop culture references and ask yourself, "is this even remotely funny?"

lolfuckreddit Rage comics are killing Reddit

Exhibit A: Redditors are unable to communicate with others except through rage comics.

lol2 Rage comics are killing Reddit

Exhibit B

Without a doubt, rage comics are worse than they were last week. If this trend continues, I project that by the end of the year all rage comics will cause readers to suffer crippling sympathetic embarrassment and cry from the shared butthurt. Also, cocks.

13 comments to Rage comics are killing Reddit

  • Also stop being a crybaby fag. Your just trying to find something in your life to bitch about you little fuck.

  • Dude, stop being a pissed off random dude. Seriously, what is wrong with my generation. If you don’t like reading them, then dont.

  • Redditor

    The attention-seeking/deprived redditors are not happy you talked shit about their creatively bankrupt offspring comics. Prepare to be covered in unfunny “umadbro” memes and other such unfunny garbage forever. Fuck reddit.

    Wait, lemme guess the first reply as “umadbro” with a few thumbs up/+1s as replies. Damn, I’m good.