SPRINGFIELD, CONN. – At 9:00 a.m., passersby in a quiet Connecticut town say they expressed horror and shock at the sight on a hotel balcony of a masturbating middle-aged man, a man whom they claim to have been been front-runner for the Republican Party presidential nod, Mitt Romney. The cellphone photos they took, which have since ignited a social media firestorm, appear to show the former Massachusetts governor expose himself, “masturbating for all to see.” The balcony height of downtown Springfield’s Marriott exposed Mr. Romney’s public sex act, they say, to a crowd including children as young as five.
At time of press, there is a poverty of coverage from networks due to the explicit nature of the evidence, and the gravity of the consequences for the Romney campaign. Democratic strategist James Carville today compared the mainstream media’s silence up to this point to the gulf of time between the National Enquirer’s breaking of the John Edwards affair and its widespread entry into public discourse. “It’s just denial,” said Mr. Carville, a former senior campaign adviser to President Bill Clinton.
The Springfield District Attorney’s Office says the presumptive Republican nominee has not been charged with a crime. Mr. Romney reportedly fled the balcony immediately after he was spotted, and no solid video evidence has yet surfaced. However, one witness did capture a blurry photograph which shows the candidate before he turned to re-enter a room.
Analysts suggest this is the end to Romney’s campaign, and Newt Gingrich will likely take the place as front runner after Romney suspends his campaign. Representatives from the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints, Mr. Romney’s religious denomination, released statements to the press saying they are “appalled by the bigotry” of commenters, whose “partisan desperation,” they say, has contributed to an animus to smear the candidate, 65. The release says the church is “dismayed” by crass insinuations “any morning ‘open-air’ masturbation ritual” is a “normal part of Mormon culture.”



I am 16 years old and was caught very often by masturbating. And I am always horny. erling@sofort-start.de
If the guy wants to jack off thats his business. People ought not to be looking into other peoples hotel/motel room. People! Mind your own damned business. If i wanna jack off in my car i will.
so is this true? if it was i think someone from chronicle.su would be down below with their mouth open. they’ve all com sucking fags
ric veda loves you
john teeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Oh Jean, you dumb whore…
RON PAUL 2012….. He won’t go to war, he’s AMERICAN BORN WITH A BIRTH CERTIFICATE TO PROVE IT, AND HE DOESN’T EMBARRASS THE COUNTRY BY DOING THIS!!! RON PAUL 2012
If you really believe this, then you have an I.Q. of 5. You do realize that the town of Springfield, CT, where this is supposed to have taken place – does not exist. And you do realize the man is around Secret Service 24 hours a day. Also this site has an .su domain, but the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics actually dissolved in 1991. Are You People fucking retarded?
thank you mr.hunt, for exposing this socialist dirt campaign. We need professional investigators like you to protect us, the ordinary people, against such disgusting lies. is there no authority to review and approves publications on the Internet? i suspect kilgoar trout is not even the real name of the autor. please mr. hunt, continue to investigate and inform us the honest and god fearing Americans.
Twelve Secret Service agents accompanying Barack Obama during his trip to Colombia have been relieved of duty and sent home following the revelation of their possible involvement in prostitution.
The Associated Press received an #ANONYMOUS tip that the misconduct involved prostitutes in Cartagena, Colombia, the site of the Summit of the Americas. A Secret Service spokesman would neither confirm nor deny the allegation.
http://m.apnews.com/ap/db_268773/contentdetail.htm?contentguid=zT0cKrK3
#Sinful xD
This is terrible news! I hope the balcony was okay.
Ron paul2012
This is why Mormons are suppose to keep their magic underwear on at all times.
u ppl disgust me. u take somthing ordinary like a public morning jerk-off, take it out of context and turn it into somting obsene, shame on u.
[...] a story was released in something called “The Internet Chronicle” stating “Witnesses: Mitt Romney Masturbates on Hotel Balcony” accompanied with a blurry photograph of a nude man indeed on a balcony, and goes on in some [...]
Uh, there’s no such thing as Springfield, MA. I’m calling BS if the reporter can’t even get a state right…
Uh, say what?
http://www.springfield-ma.gov/COS/index.php
Maybe you meant Connecticut?
Sorry, yes. Thats what i meant.
Disgusting? Oh come on, don’t tell me you guys don’t fap and do even kinkier things than just doing it on a balcony. Speak of pot calling the kettle black.
His hotel records should be checked/ matched with this one.
I heard about this on CNN. i can’t believe him.
Libs/Liars/progressives/Digressors/Socialists/Dworkinites/Sodomites/Commies/Satanists/Dems have NO morals, so will say or do Anything to Try to damage Any Republican!
They are simply Petrified of Mitt!!
stiff? you bet.
It’s so hard to vote for anybody else.
Thank you Jean. the Liberal / Socialist / Terrorist / Nazi / Carpet-bagger / Muslim / Atheist / Democrat / Hebrew / Fascist / Hippie / Negro / Stalinist / Northerner / Marxist / Mexican / French / Satanists / Unionists / College-Graduate / Catholic / Foreigner / UnAmerican / Progressive / Chinese / Redcoat / Freedom-hating / Homosexual / Communists are destroying the America you and I love!
I heard about this! Popping up everywhere now… Sick man.
I about this on the radio. Truly shocking
So our choices are a theocratic nutjob, a public masturbator, and a talking head weather balloon. Grand Old Party indeed…
My brother phoned me and told me about this. He saw the whole thing!
I saw this on the news earlier… Truly disgusting.
I heard this on the radio, devastated.
i’ll vote for him