Grady Warren in 2012

Grady Warren

Gary Warren is a Tea Party Conservative, and winner of lifetime achievement awards. …MOAR!

U.S. SPECIAL FORCES ON LIBYA: “WE’RE GOING IN.”

libya-kicker

Barack Obama, Defense Secretary Robert Gates – and the entire government, for that matter – are lying, murderous cocksuckers. …MOAR!

Thousands dead in Washington D.C.

Jeff rips the bong and sips coffee with me. Jeff’s comrades refuse all hospitality. They’re typical American teens, conditioned to hate free things and fear mild drugs. They’re more interested in getting back to a place with cell service than understanding what just happened to them. Jeff and I don’t talk, but I understand that …MOAR!

BANK OF AMERICA HATE LEAKED BY US GOVERNMENT

bank-of-america

BANK OF AMERICA WAS AN INSIDE JOB. …MOAR!

ANONNEWS.ORG RUN BY UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT

anonymous

THE UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT IS REPORTEDLY BEHIND THE OPERATION OF ANONYMOUS “NEWS SOURCE” ANONNEWS.ORG …MOAR!

Indonesian Tax System Buys More Poverty To Feed The Rich

I support the Flat Tax 'cause I'm flat broke

Dear elfwax, I am a fans of elfwax.com/Chronicle.su. I live in 3rd wolrd country namely Indonesia. I have no social security numbers which is great! The governemnt is suck lately, they force us to have tax number lately instead of social security number. …MOAR!

Blow the man down

Heterosexual representative of New York Eric Massa has admitted to being homosexual by not admitting to anything. Everybody’s a little bit gay. …MOAR!

Elf Wax Times announces anti-lesbian platform

The Elf Wax Times doesn’t hate lesbians, but statistics show that as the number of lesbians increase, the number of girls willing to fuck Elf Wax staff writers declines, threatening America’s freedom. …MOAR!

Failing failures and the failure that fails them

The money you spend on tacos and Wal-Mart trash pays for genocide overseas. Your brain is committing suicide. You are generally worthless and we don’t like you reading Elf Wax. …MOAR!

Area man loses mind

Has the gubment taken your pension? Is the man keeping you down? Look no further than the government to get you back on your feet. …MOAR!